it’s so sad that i am not curled up on your lap right now irl

If you’re alterhuman do you date other alterhumans

Teacher: Okay but no alcohol on the class trip!

The students on the first evening:

i love linux

i can feel cinny raccringe every time i refer to her as “chat”

There are four billion Lego minifigs in the world. Time for Denmark to activate their sleeper army.

honestly so glad that we never watched any mainstream portrayals of plurality

bigender people when they see someone who is 2m tall

the animal typing quirks are spreading,

there’s folks living in trucks and in boats but are there folks living in trains

like your own personal train raccarriage

This is good, right?

How to use bluetooth headphones with multiple devices:

1. Every time you switch between devices, turn the headphones off and hold the power button for approximately one hour to put them in pairing mode. Then, on the device you want to use the headphones with, click ten times until you get to the bluetooth system settings. Click on the device, wait for the device to query all the Qualcomm™ MegaUHXD®-4JKADFGJAJSAJDX®™ options and pop up the device info where you can pair with the headphones.
2. Every time you switch between devices, turn off bluetooth on the old device and turn it on on the new one. Spend an hour searching your closets in confusion because the backup backup backup phone decided to turn itself on and yearns for the days where it could at least be useful as a media player. ( <- i am here)
3. Give up and use a lightning to USB-C to tulip plug to coax to 3.5mm adapter cable.