search results that get progressively more unhinged and eventually drop you in a bottomless pit of psychic damage

“the headphones are very repairable”

step 4 where you use a soldering iron to replace a raccable:

@Sominemo rude

RE: https://collar.place/@Sominemo/115909709421862976

bigender people when they see someone who is 2m tall

Affirm YES to claim!

@aperture doggirlbot aptr

RE: https://snug.moe/notes/ahlfzrm9hb9rjla0

@tenna

It feels truly naked to remove my collar

Password found: geschlechtsverkehr

This password would take 3 years to crack, @vita is a pretty entity :3

fun fact spraying the sun with water makes it hotter

Sehr geehrte Fahrgäste, herzlichen willkommen hier im ICE 77777 auf seiner Fahrt von Wir reinigen über bitte nicht nach einsteigen! Wir wünschen Ihnen eine angenehme Fahrt.

just learned that the twelfth Mortal Kombat game is called “Mortal Kombat 1”, not to be confused with the first Mortal Kombat game which is called “Mortal Kombat” (followed by “Mortal Kombat II” for the second installment), or the ninth Mortal Kombat game which is also called “Mortal Kombat”.

the tenth game has a seemingly more logical name of “Mortal Kombat X” but it was then re-released as “Mortal Kombat XL” so I’m not quite sure they understand Roman numerals

Hab mir gedacht ich fange jetzt auch mal mit diesem Server Rack Zeug an, mache ich das richtig? #fedihelp

fellas, if your savior:

• can turn water into wine
• can make bread
• is risen

that's not your savior. that's a colony of fermenting microorganisms

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