Her: I'm comin over u better not be fuckin cool as hell and awesome

My Dell XPS Ubuntu Edition first startup animation lookin ass:

Favorite fighter in the AAC Heavyweight division

my timeline is full of biting

Heute aus der Reihe “sinnvolle bis spannende Konzepte für Wartebereiche in Bahnhöfen”: Die DB FV hat ja manchmal auch sinnvolle Ideen.

born to macrohard onfire
forced to macrohard -365 passengerh

Music and singing has always been important to us.

Listening to it, singing it, heck, even making it~ (something we used to do and are getting back into!)

Mono and Prisma with its Roland AX-1 :3

Art by Puinkey

raccoons don’t shoplift we are far too small and weak to lift an entire store off the ground

thesis: only white liquids derived from animal’s mammary glands are milk
antithesis: coconut milk is milk
synthesis: coconut is the boob of the palm animal

https://modrinth.com/mod/leashable-collars
omg omg

dutch trains are digital. either you arrive approximately on time or you do not arrive at all
german trains are satanic. you will eventually arrive but the price in terms of time or sanity may be greater than you intended

chat j’ai pété