imagine how MUCH a MOTHBOY can LIFT

i love how local bus line F has a note that it’s a small bus but i have never seen a small bus run on that line, it’s always a regular one that is mostly empty

this is slopslop you only like it because it fits a specific meme template you enjoy

this is gentooslop you only like it because it gave you that warm and fuzzy feeling of a CPU cooler

this is nixslop you only like it because it’s reproducible

trauma bonding (we were both on the same delayed train)

this is sodislop. sodi only boosted it because it exists

raccoon frequency

my brain generated the shitpost “linux for dogs” and then my other brain almost immediately started designing a small embedded linux collar computer with a sensor suite and wifi and now I want linux for dogs

plural girls are so fun its like more girl per girl

self-OH:

did you know, when you're in a plushie pile you actually automatically age regress one year for each plushie

ellie puts more plushies on me

one, two, thwee, for, bive, six, seben.. hehe six seven

Ah yes, the three genders

brings a stack of empty biting incident report forms to jellyfin and snuggle shall we begin