#OTD in 1797, the Top Hat 🎩 was invented by John Hetherington. It took him over a week to pluck up the courage to wear it and when he did he was arrested 👇

can we get funding for the raccoon snuggle program

when did product recalls start involving astrology? “mercury is in gatorade”

"average e-mail user reads the entire unprocessed message headers and body of any e-mails when checking their e-mail inbox" factoid a myth: autism natalie, who reads the unparsed bytes of every e-mail it receives is a statistical anomaly and should not have been counted

hartelijk weewoo

"let code die" is german for "let code the"

you like kissing goats don’t you?

“only in the us is [thing that happens outside of america]”

even when trying to raccount for it the average american is exceptionally likely to appeal to american exceptionalism

A democratically elected council of #trans people sounds amazing tbh.

Plus you'd gain a UK rail system that worked and amazing IT infrastructure.

What's not to like?

remember kids: the hardest part of flying isn’t landing, it’s landing more than once

gay nexus

when i fucking get you

Hi! poofs as a plushie on your bed