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if nothing is perfect how do u explain plushies

i hope i look like this to u (by plushparade)

instead of a body mass index we are using a body ass index which is body height divided by ass diameter if it’s not strictly positive you have a problem

unglatteis

"no, little german creature, don't go to that hacker event!!"

"oh mein gott zis event is full of arztpraxisklingeltöne"

#39c3

instead of therac-25 try:

therian racc (25)

fun kde plasma fact

i can run waybar on kde plasma

i cannot simultaneously start niri and kde plasma

a joke that makes everyone in a target audience laugh is not subjective. it’s surjective

raccoon dimm

objects on the fediverse may be raccloser than they appear

pixel 10
checks inside
millions of pixels

hard mode: getting texts in Dutch

very hard mode: getting texts not in textbook Dutch but Limburgs

iron man 1HP hard mode: as typed by a great grampa who never quite got the hang of these new phone thingies

Of course the beavers operate the dam :D #osm

is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

unit serial 0172 unit designator “cause”

it must feel so good for the girlboy to bite

RE: https://fops.cloud/objects/d1aa05df-0be8-4794-b50c-ca4629937004

so true tbh,,,

added alt text: photo of some monster energy cans in a fridge with the superimposed text "crazy that we are only 3650 energy drinks away from 2026"

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