raccomputer, synthesize me ten trillion plushies

Look at this gay little skunky.

Purely because of reading these fesses, I've taken up the hobby of pissing in the sink. If the wife catches me, I'm divorced. I just love the thrill of it and only do it when she's around, never when I'm home alone. What on earth have I become

i am a:

☐ man
☐ woman
☒

seeking:

☐ man
☐ woman
☒

being a trans therian is like this

the transfem therian struggle of “i wanna nuke all of my body hair” and “it’s transphobic that i’m not covered in fur”

fuck it raccropped abdl art as whatsapp pfp

Who ordered a cart full of Minecraft melons ?

restarting pipewire-pusle to make the lapped to play videos without skipping again

robotthings on fedi should use lojban

I love a nerdy bumper sticker.

Studio Apartment Available:
- Pet-friendly
- Located next to bridge
- No strings attached

it must feel so good for the bot to get repaired