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memdmp@catgirl.center
Your 2025 neobot wrapped
spent 164 hours - thats almost 7 days - constantly meowing. That’s a lot of meows.
The t<i>
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49 new headpattable creatures were found by the thingimajig.
9 more tungsten cube yearning sessions happened than last year.
4 more headmates found. Probably a fifth, too, but not positive.
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hard kink is when it makes you hard wet kink is when it makes you wet otherwise it’s soft kink
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Shannon Prickett
Binder@petrous.vislae.townMisattributing aphorisms to the philosopher Conflatius.
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instead of eating the fruit why doesn’t the neofox snake eat its tail
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now that queen elizabeth ii and pope francis are dead, who do you think is the most well-known living person 
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while it might seem i have adhd i’m ractually secretly plotting the end of the world
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Brooke Vibber 
brooke@bikeshed.vibber.net
bash wrapped!
your favorite command:
$ sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade
most frequent typos:
$ git rebase origin/hamster
$ sudo apt update & sudo apt ugprade
$ rm -rf / tmp/*sqlite
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Equinox 
Equinox@squawk.social
Stolen from a Bluesky post that stole it from an Animorphs Facebook group
https://bsky.app/profile/noethematt.bsky.social/post/3lzjqzvdfgs2p
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optozorax
optozorax@mathstodon.xyzDo portals violate conservation of energy? No! You just need to teleport gravity through them. How do you do that? And what does the Finite Element Method have to do with it? Watch it in my new video 🟠🔵.
This is the best thing I've ever done in my life: a 40-minute video, 5 months of work, 230 hours of programming.
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“do you like our price hike? don’t worry we are introducing the old price again. just with massive downsides. what do you mean you moved to self hosting now”
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LiteralGrill
literalgrill@sakurajima.moeWaiter: Table for two! 
Me: Could I have a bigger table? That one is big enough for me to eat all by myself! 
Waiter: Oh haha, very f- 
Me: breaking the table into pieces cookie monster style 
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the raccoon is infinitely more powerful than the fae as it will take without asking
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