instead of eating the fruit why doesn’t the neofox snake eat its tail

now that queen elizabeth ii and pope francis are dead, who do you think is the most well-known living person

with grand raccoon raccomes grand larceny

while it might seem i have adhd i’m ractually secretly plotting the end of the world

incredible

adds a patch to niri that makes everything transparent

bash wrapped!

your favorite command:

$ sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade

most frequent typos:

$ git rebase origin/hamster
$ sudo apt update & sudo apt ugprade
$ rm -rf / tmp/*sqlite

Stolen from a Bluesky post that stole it from an Animorphs Facebook group

https://bsky.app/profile/noethematt.bsky.social/post/3lzjqzvdfgs2p

raccommitting raccode in the same way someone can raccommit arson

Do portals violate conservation of energy? No! You just need to teleport gravity through them. How do you do that? And what does the Finite Element Method have to do with it? Watch it in my new video 🟠🔵.

This is the best thing I've ever done in my life: a 40-minute video, 5 months of work, 230 hours of programming.

https://youtu.be/DydIhwLrbMk

“do you like our price hike? don’t worry we are introducing the old price again. just with massive downsides. what do you mean you moved to self hosting now”

Waiter: Table for two!

Me: Could I have a bigger table? That one is big enough for me to eat all by myself!

Waiter: Oh haha, very f-

Me: breaking the table into pieces cookie monster style

the raccoon is infinitely more powerful than the fae as it will take without asking

today i raccalculated a square root by hand only to find out it was a 6 7 joke

thinking about how in the us 240V can go down to 197V and so it has an effective downwards tolerance of 18%

Once is an accident, twice a coincidence, three times a pattern

reverse autoclave for raccoons