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i was looking at the dwarf fortress wiki page for suggested mega-project and i forgot about the existence of The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers and just thought they suggested re-enacting 9/11 in DF
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have discovered that the saarland lets you fax your emergency to 112
this feels violently german, but also useful for those hard of hearing
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<- snuck into the large hadron collider big round thing to go spinny fast
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would you rather
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Me, over intercom: Good evening, welcome to our B&B&B
Guest: What's the third B stand for?
*bees begin filling the room from the air ducts*
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psychologists doing a little trolling by making the diagnostic raccriteria of cptsd raccall us out smh
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Placing your sub on orgasm denial and every time they ask if they can cum, a window pops up with the only options being "no" and "maybe later"
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(in a philomena cunk voice) in germany, most passengers already expect their train to be cancelled. hence why, when the train is actually not cancelled, the displays will show a warning that the train is actually in service.
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finns have yet to discover moderate temperatures
either they are bathing in ice or get steamed alive at 90°c