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looking up unit conversions in 2025
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there are 5280 yards in one mile. This is calculated by first knowing that a yard is 3 feet, and a mile is 1760 yards, so 1760 yards multiplied by 3 feet/yard equals 5280 feet, and since one mile is equal to 1760 yard, you have 5280 yards in one mile.

  • 1 mile = 1760 yards
  • 1 yard = 3 feet
  • 1 feet = 12 inches

Therefore, a mile contains 1760 yards.

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roleplay: i freeze you and throw you into a pot of boiling oil

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my fursona has appeared in a talk in defcon am i part of the infosec raccommunity yet

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instead of trusting trust how about you trust me instead

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non-vegetarian thanksgiving shitpost
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my body is a machine that turns a frozen turkey and a pot of boiling oil into a fire emergency

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Stop using anti GNOME language

Instead of saying:

"Why can't adjust my touchpad scroll speed?" nerd
"Where are the maximize and minimize buttons?" 🤔
"Why hasn't this extension with 10 million downloads been added as a setting?" 🤤
"Why is there a huge black bar I can't disable?" nerd
"Why do all of my extensions break on every update?" 😢

Say:

happypete GNOME KNOWS BEST happypete
happypete GNOME KNOWS BEST happypete
happypete GNOME KNOWS BEST happypete
happypete GNOME KNOWS BEST happypete
happypete GNOME KNOWS BEST happypete

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necessary raccookies:

  • raccookie inserted by our web framework which we refuse to turn off (it doesn’t do anything)
  • raccookie inserted by our other web framework which we refuse to turn off (it doesn’t do anything)
  • raccookie that makes it so that the site doesn’t nag you (it’s required because it’s absolutely mandatory for us for you to nag you because we hate this law)
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if you ever feel down just remember how WD just threw away ~their entire racconsumer segment and a huge part of their enterprise segment just because of ai

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1998 (the year half-life 1 released):

— a humanitarian crisis in congo
— valve announces a major product launch
— clinton has a scandal over someone giving him a blowjob
— tech and stock market bubble is reaching its peak and is soon gonna crash

2025:

— a humanitarian crisis in congo
— valve announces a major product launch
— clinton has a scandal over someone giving him a blowjob
— tech and stock market bubble is reaching its peak and is soon gonna crash

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Gabu!! 🐻‍❄️ ΘΔ

this polar bear has an endless capacity for milkshake

feat. Kupo ( @Kiro )

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kinda body horror?
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im afraid you do not grasp the enormity of who it is you are dealing with. (removes head,. revealing uglier sub-head ) Shall we continue..

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average mcmansion: private jet to fly from one end of the living room to the other

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Should have called it a Stroopwafer 🤭

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neoraccoon_verified

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i can be ur weighted plushie

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instead of shipping to prod why don’t you ship your plushies with my plushies

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neoraccoon_mask_possum

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mfm, emoji spam
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