instead of trusting trust how about you trust me instead

[shrieking]

necessary raccookies:

• raccookie inserted by our web framework which we refuse to turn off (it doesn’t do anything)
• raccookie inserted by our other web framework which we refuse to turn off (it doesn’t do anything)
• raccookie that makes it so that the site doesn’t nag you (it’s required because it’s absolutely mandatory for us for you to nag you because we hate this law)

if you ever feel down just remember how WD just threw away ~their entire racconsumer segment and a huge part of their enterprise segment just because of ai

1998 (the year half-life 1 released):

— a humanitarian crisis in congo
— valve announces a major product launch
— clinton has a scandal over someone giving him a blowjob
— tech and stock market bubble is reaching its peak and is soon gonna crash

2025:

— a humanitarian crisis in congo
— valve announces a major product launch
— clinton has a scandal over someone giving him a blowjob
— tech and stock market bubble is reaching its peak and is soon gonna crash

this polar bear has an endless capacity for milkshake

feat. Kupo ( @Kiro )

#PolarBear #Bear #Butt #Fat #FatFur #PineMarten #Furry #FurryArt #Art

average mcmansion: private jet to fly from one end of the living room to the other

Should have called it a Stroopwafer 🤭

i can be ur weighted plushie

instead of shipping to prod why don’t you ship your plushies with my plushies

don’t care, go my skunks 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨

I am possibly over tired because I cannot stop laughing.

Behold: I present to you a skunk.

broken websites on firefox are half things like “firefox doesn’t grant hardware raccess to xyz” and half things like “the developers of the site spent hundreds of man-hours specifically blocking firefox”