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24. θΔ *NIX Developer.Average Paw Enjoyer. ♿ HSD

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1998 (the year half-life 1 released):

— a humanitarian crisis in congo
— valve announces a major product launch
— clinton has a scandal over someone giving him a blowjob
— tech and stock market bubble is reaching its peak and is soon gonna crash

2025:

— a humanitarian crisis in congo
— valve announces a major product launch
— clinton has a scandal over someone giving him a blowjob
— tech and stock market bubble is reaching its peak and is soon gonna crash

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Gabu!! 🐻‍❄️ ΘΔ

this polar bear has an endless capacity for milkshake

feat. Kupo ( @Kiro )

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kinda body horror?
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im afraid you do not grasp the enormity of who it is you are dealing with. (removes head,. revealing uglier sub-head ) Shall we continue..

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average mcmansion: private jet to fly from one end of the living room to the other

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Should have called it a Stroopwafer 🤭

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neoraccoon_verified

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i can be ur weighted plushie

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instead of shipping to prod why don’t you ship your plushies with my plushies

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neoraccoon_mask_possum

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don’t care, go my skunks 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨

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I am possibly over tired because I cannot stop laughing.

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Behold: I present to you a skunk.

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broken websites on firefox are half things like “firefox doesn’t grant hardware raccess to xyz” and half things like “the developers of the site spent hundreds of man-hours specifically blocking firefox”

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i’m an expert in PR (pettable raccoons)

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poopulation density

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chapter 9: this is the part where it bites you

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“well we have one [sauna] currently and the new house also only has one for now but we will build a second one” is probably the most finnish response possible

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25% electricity price hike because german politicians cannot not fund the machine that burns up germany and the planet for money neoraccoon_woozy

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