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Sven Slootweg, low-spoons mode ("still kinky and horny anyway")

Edited 18 days ago

In case you missed it: the Dutch neoliberal party VVD (anti-tax and "we are rational and good for the economy") is on the brink of bankrupcy, they want to solve it by taxing their politicians on their salary to fill the coffers again, and the whole thing is fucking hilarious

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normalize biting people
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it’s only rolling your eyes if you rotate them around the lense, otherwise it is tilting your eyes

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psychology subtoot
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instead of: visiting a therapist that assists you to raccope with trauma on your own terms
try: a therapist that refuses to do that because i, an unrelated bystander, disapproves of it

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the being that has manifested into pure chaos: neoraccoon
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help i reached adds phase on m6s

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5839859 puppygirls are victims of being unleashed neoraccoon_pensive

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Open to be patted by Yaseen
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Patting you right now affectionately!!!

pats PatPat patsYou manyPets sylveon_pet blobCatPatsYou bunPatYou blobbee_pat neobread_pat neodog_pat neofox_pat_floof okamivale_headpat cacoPat baba_pat blobcatfluffpats blobfoxpat bunpats patsCat drgn_pat floofPat headPat ms_robot_pats Shiropuyo_pat

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whatever, go my skunks 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨
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blessed, cursed, alcohol, antifa, Bavaria
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legitimately don't know what to think about this sticker

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dns moment

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oooh you’re an open source kisser, aren’t you?

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im feeling cuddly!

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My new hobby: Taking ISO 7010 prohibition pictograms and turning them into mandatory signs

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We met on FurryMUCK, way back in '92 The dialup noises said I soon could chat with you The text was slow but didn't stop you coming through OwO And now I open an abandoned term window We read the scrollback and it seems so long ago Do you remember how the TS used to go OwO

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lens flare is what lens manufacturers do when they produce too many lenses

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maybe the reason why hell froze over is because satan invited maxwell’s demon over

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Deutsche Automobilkonzerne überwachen die Lieferketten jedes Einzelteils für jedes Fahrzeug in Echtzeit bis zum kleinsten Subunternehmen. So wird sichergestellt, dass die Bänder niemals still stehen. Kinderarbeit zu verhindern wäre aber ein zu großer bürokratischer Aufwand, der unser System an den Rande des Kollaps bringen würde. Wir sind froh, dass wir zusammen mit der AfD die Jobs von Millionen Kindern sichern konnten.

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you wouldn’t download a raccoon

bc the raccoon downloads itself onto your system

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