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today on list of things lotte has been banned from owning

RE: https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/115487618272453519

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extremely lewd
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pee denial

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“no poop talk in chat”
1984 and also i didn’t even say anything?

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hacking knowb4 ought to be lucrative because it gives you a full list of racclients that probably have their shit whitelisted so you can send spearphishing raccampaigns to their users

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high dynamic raccoon

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apparently theres new EU legislation called DMA where they can 'interrupt' your multinational corporation and 'blit' millions of euros in fines from your 'buffers'

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lewd, @ reader
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say “thank you mistress Deutsche Bahn” when we fuck you and your travel plans~

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cinny, the immersive experience immerses your face in my tail

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is that an overfull \hbox or are you that happy to see me?

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Rey 💜 🏳️‍⚧️

"So, solar panels and LEDs are basically the same--"
"what??"
"They're like speakers and microphones--"
"WHAT!!"

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systemd is the #1 pid of my system

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plume really got to stop federating replies to everyone tbh

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urineposting
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instead of handling people’s PII racconsider:

handle their PEE

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pokemon tftg, plushie, espeon, masturbation
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panties that turn you into a plushie

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skunk around and find out 🦨
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what exactly does google think i'm going to be doing this weekend

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