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i’m not a boykisser neoraccoon_kisser

i’m an enbybiter neoraccoon_nom_cat_nervous

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another mystery draft
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feeding a train

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My daughter has fallen out with her best friend and my wife had an argument with the girls mum over it. I'd become good mates with the friend's dad and we're secretly trying to stay mates. Full Romeo and Juliet at the school gates with secret nods and hushed conversations.

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Mmmh. 🤔

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a computer can count
why can it not be held accountable?

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chemists when they discover that their chemicals have unionized: :(

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"cause poop is also called shit"

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meow

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Find all words (Infinite monkey theorem)

Found word: shit!
In string kjdspcfywahksxnfrshit after generating 1656238 characters.

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Find all words (Infinite monkey theorem)

Found word: urine!
In string fbbfzujokkzhleffurine after generating 6438077 characters.

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++ BAHN-ANSAGE DES MONATS, 09/2025 ++

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Make passive income today by training a crow to pick pockets for cash! brdRobe

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misread estonian as estrogen

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Once you notice how Pokémon ZA does imposters, you can never unsee it.

Be cursed with me.

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lewd, naked, touched all over by ghost hands
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the most recent Windows insider preview release added an internet speed test "button" to the Wi-Fi control center that actually just tells you to fucking Google it instead

i cannot take this bloody company seriously these days

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I want cuddles right meow

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want me to be your Vectron? neofox_pleading

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getting ready for big spooning you

picks a plushie between us and places it in front of you
picks a plushie between us and places it in front of you
picks a plushie between us and places it in front of you
picks a plushie between us and places it in front of you
picks a plushie between us and places it in front of you

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instead of waybar i use gaybar

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