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new hobby: finding short but funny replacements in sentences then responding with “now replace x with y not so funny anymore, huh?”
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having a girlfriend that doesn’t play $GAME is the video game equivalent of having a girlfriend that goes to another school
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good news everyone! we've employed our best scientists to fucking suck the creature dry. RIP John Mastodon
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liver be like: turns your water soluible alcohol into embalming fluids
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finance minister: margaret thatcher
minister of the interior: victor orban
economic affairs and energy: wael sawan, ceo of shell
minister of foreign affairs: donald trump
minister of justice and racconsumer protection: bill anderson (ceo of bayer)
labour and social affairs: jeff bezos
defense: brian schimpf (ceo of anduril)
ministry of agriculture, food, and regional identity: clemens tönnies (ceo of the largest slaughtering raccompany in germany)
education, family affairs, senior citizens, women, and youth: jk rowling
health: rfk jr
transport: oliver blume (ceo of volkswagen)
environment, climate action, nature conservation, and nuclear safety: [currently vacant]
research, technology, and space: elon musk
economic cooperation and development: christopher columbus
Housing, Urban Development and Building:
Stephen A. Schwarzman (ceo of blackstone)
digital and state modernization: one of elon’s goonies
special affairs: franz-joseph strauß
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my body is a machine that turns a single word from a fedi user into a plushie post