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25. θΔδ*& *NIX Developer.Average Paw Enjoyer. ♿ HSD

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lotte adds rac- to words a lot but it doesn’t alter meaning

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“u are my favorite therianizing biohazard” — @sodiboo@gaysex.cloud
“you know, maybe i will finally learn to read the content warning before clicking 'view' [—] thanks for this lesson @charlotte” — @ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
Edited 10 months ago

to be extra racconfusing i will now be referring to the numeric order used in english as “large endian” and the numeric order used in arabic as “baby endian”

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Washing machines and tumble dryers are scary enough for experienced plushies, so "brand new" ones like us should just air dry instead. After all, we're not turning back any time soon~

( Day 2 - Clean, featuring Joltink. Hats off to Borealis for the concept~)

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beatiful girls named emerge want my cpu time

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aromantic person bringing an accelerator mass spectrometer to their date because they want to do carbon dating

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Edited 10 months ago

unexpected designations in autocompletion neobot_laptop_notice

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ach is the sound americans make sending money to each other without fintech
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uspol
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why are we all still posting i thought the feds shut down
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Nobody knows this but I'm in the top 1% (of typists by speed)
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Hm yes it is once again time to hop Linux distros
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locktober
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since my raccage is still broken should i do something else instead for locktober?

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shirt that says GOVERNMENT SLUTDOWN

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Ok but is your plushie TÜV certified?

RE: https://plush.city/@plush_bot/115298795826098216
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what did the scat fetishist say after a long and exhausting play session
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well, I'm pooped.

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Are you into piss?
Please boost, I need a representative sample

21% Yes
47% No
24% Maybe a little bit
6% I'm twelve and what is this
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October! neocat_foxmask

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average racconservative raccabinet
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finance minister: margaret thatcher
minister of the interior: victor orban
economic affairs and energy: wael sawan, ceo of shell
minister of foreign affairs: donald trump
minister of justice and racconsumer protection: bill anderson (ceo of bayer)
labour and social affairs: jeff bezos
defense: brian schimpf (ceo of anduril)
ministry of agriculture, food, and regional identity: clemens tönnies (ceo of the largest slaughtering raccompany in germany)
education, family affairs, senior citizens, women, and youth: jk rowling
health: rfk jr
transport: oliver blume (ceo of volkswagen)
environment, climate action, nature conservation, and nuclear safety: [currently vacant]
research, technology, and space: elon musk
economic cooperation and development: christopher columbus
Housing, Urban Development and Building:
Stephen A. Schwarzman (ceo of blackstone)
digital and state modernization: one of elon’s goonies
special affairs: franz-joseph strauß

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Pee
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How to get a bottle of water through airport security:

1. In front of security drink the whole thing
2. Right after security pee in the bottle until it's full
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The genderfication of the fediverse
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> shoplifting reported
> Checks shop
> Still solidly anchored to the ground
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