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locktober
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since my raccage is still broken should i do something else instead for locktober?

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Tom (tired of the computer)

shirt that says GOVERNMENT SLUTDOWN

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Ok but is your plushie TÜV certified?

RE: https://plush.city/@plush_bot/115298795826098216
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what did the scat fetishist say after a long and exhausting play session
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well, I'm pooped.

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Are you into piss?
Please boost, I need a representative sample

21% Yes
47% No
24% Maybe a little bit
6% I'm twelve and what is this
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October! neocat_foxmask

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average racconservative raccabinet
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finance minister: margaret thatcher
minister of the interior: victor orban
economic affairs and energy: wael sawan, ceo of shell
minister of foreign affairs: donald trump
minister of justice and racconsumer protection: bill anderson (ceo of bayer)
labour and social affairs: jeff bezos
defense: brian schimpf (ceo of anduril)
ministry of agriculture, food, and regional identity: clemens tönnies (ceo of the largest slaughtering raccompany in germany)
education, family affairs, senior citizens, women, and youth: jk rowling
health: rfk jr
transport: oliver blume (ceo of volkswagen)
environment, climate action, nature conservation, and nuclear safety: [currently vacant]
research, technology, and space: elon musk
economic cooperation and development: christopher columbus
Housing, Urban Development and Building:
Stephen A. Schwarzman (ceo of blackstone)
digital and state modernization: one of elon’s goonies
special affairs: franz-joseph strauß

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Pee
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How to get a bottle of water through airport security:

1. In front of security drink the whole thing
2. Right after security pee in the bottle until it's full
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The genderfication of the fediverse
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> shoplifting reported
> Checks shop
> Still solidly anchored to the ground
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brand new nix-gc record just dropped
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441407 store paths deleted, 939957.08 MiB freed

RE: https://akko.chir.rs/objects/70820542-2bad-4984-b076-b4feaac1b3e8

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neo2 is the keyboard layout of the fediverse now

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A Light Shining In Darkness

Guten Morgen Fedi!

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inspired on a different post, I made an improved version

svg: http://ftp.ol-tele.com/~eloy/stickers/badapple.svg

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gross abdl
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you know there’s lots of things to be said about your random desktop background changing from clean to messy but what also happens a lot is going from a messy diaper to the clean alt

update: fuck you unshits your diaper

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the unmatched power of a possum bite
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the nix gc has been running for 7 days now

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neoraccoon Did you know?

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06:00-07:00: breakfast
07:00-11:00: preparing for call
11:00-12:00: lunch
12:00-13:00: preparing for call
13:00-13:05: the call
13:05-18:00: recovering from call
18:00-19:00: dinner
19:00-22:00: recovering from call

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