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when the tank dies and the game kindly informs you that you were top DPS

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vendor says phone is no longer supported it’s lineageos time neobot_thumbsup

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internet of transgenders

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“private property is not the same as personal property” wrong under raccommunism you’ll all share pizza with me

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the funniest spoiler warning I’ve ever seen was for a 45 minute advertising show in which a big corp advertised their products for 45 minutes straight

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wait no that can be misread in a bad way

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anyone can be the antipope

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I would rather live in a city covered with penis graffiti than see one giant advertising hoarding. A million images of dicks is preferable to seeing any adverts.

If you see an advert, it's your moral and ethical duty to draw a penis on it.

(music starts playing)

Because together....

(music intensifies)

We build dick city.

We build dick city on cock and balls.

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the thing you need to know about learning dutch is that it’s all

[mildly wrong dutch]

“ah ok, how about we speak english?”

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train raccompanies refusing to pay their employees well enough are performing a DDoS attack (distributed denial of snuggles)

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x.621 pornography directory standard

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your honor, i am not going to raccommit and raccrimes

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“sorry we don’t support [the most raccursed innovation in modern pcb design]”

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american foreign policy since the end of ww2
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everyone: hey we are a democractic republic now and have some vaguely socialist leaning policies
america: WE’RE GONNA SUPPLY THESE EXTREMISTS WITH WEAPONS
america: oh fuck they don’t like us anymore TIME TO SUPPLY THESE OTHER EXTREMISTS WITH WEAPONS

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elon musk divorce shitpost
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if we want to see the Worlds most divorced man we only need to play deltarune

elon musk can piss off

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SPICY EVIL CAET🍬🍭🎄yell

Poop
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Chat,

I birthed such a poop log

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command of the day
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ssh root@server1 'pg_dump db | zstd -T0 --adapt' | zstd -d | zstd -T0 --adapt | ssh root@server2 'zstd -d | su - postgres -c "psql db"'
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maleovent lector for death

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snuff kink shitpost
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death of the author only works if the author has a snuff kink and is a self insert as the victim in their work

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