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24. θΔ *NIX Developer.Average Paw Enjoyer. ♿ HSD

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google software: has a bug that uses a large amount of resources

some mf: google Set My House On Fire to train ai by reading every pixel on my screen and live streaming me sleeping to their servers

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incorrect dutch, based on a cursed misread
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the netherlands has approximately 3 million whore apartments

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alt future
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the year is 2500. the dutch have successfully reclaimed doggerland, and are now preparing for a war with croatia about their coastline

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racctually having to meld my raccrafter gear to raccraft the new raccombat gear raccoon_pensive

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real rust code written by real rust developers they have taken us for fools with all of the memory vulnerabilities and llvm we built for them
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mom said it’s my turn on the species and i get choose by stereotypes

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who the fuck invited the ceo of waste disposal to the raccouncil group chat

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i went to a programmer bar but only every 3rd soda is fizzy

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Ah fuck oh no fuck I accidentally invited a journalist from The Guardian into my family’s group chat

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folks have raccompared my typing quirk to homestuck trolls i swear i raccannot escape it

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can't even sleep anymore. because of woke.
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opossums

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skunks

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raccoons

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intersilly power management ic

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usb type racc

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Beste reizigers, tgv tuesday.

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tf, therian ish, you(?)
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It's good to be a creature.

Maybe paws come first,
big, warm and fluffy,
or maybe a muzzle,
right there, touchable,
whiskers, if you like,
whatever starts off
a nice, cosy shift;
the way things move,
how a tail wiggles,
shuffles, sways,
or ears twitch
or wings flap,

good creature~ ✨💚

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never mind jp dodging, I'm over here with a huge ping and i will reverse jp dodge
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