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Charlotte 🦝
charlotte
ah yes an account with no icon blocked by their instance with their follow list consisting mostly of folks named
…charlotte
truly the most well adjusted user out there
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Charlotte 🦝
charlotte
friendship ended with views
now materialized views are my new best friend
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charlotte
it is impossible to counterfeit brazilian currency
this is because they would, by definition, not be real
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Charlotte 🦝
charlotte
rating european names for raccoon:
- variations on an indigenous name for raccoon: good
- wash bear: clearly have never seen raccoons in the wild
- szop/šup: you guys really need to put down the telephone alright
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Charlotte 🦝
charlotte
don’t want to use goto in c?
don’t fret and use this replacement:
int iters = 10;
int state=0;
for(;;) {
switch(state) {
case 0:
printf("Hewwo!\n");
iters--;
state = iters < 0;
break;
case 1:
return;
}
}
Charlotte 🦝
charlotte
makes your aspect ratio irrational, making it possible to cut it in half and have two pieces with the same aspect ratio as the original
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charlotte
nobody thinks about the poor fedi admins putting all of the posts on your timeline on this algorithm free social media site 
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Charlotte 🦝
charlotte
new website change: it caches the most recent file metadata for each request so that it doesn’t hit the database on every request (if the file metadata is older than 1 minute it will asynchronously refetch it as to not slow down any requests)
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Charlotte 🦝
charlotte
several posts with no image transcriptions that are just
text as a jpeg
why
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charlotte
hm yes libreoffice is having a moment
is this a new gnome thing? where you remove the menubar but also no alternative to access basic functionality?
at least there are workarounds which also happen to make it look like shit
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Charlotte 🦝
charlotte
look displayport may be good and all but it doesn’t even come close to SCART in terms of mouthfeel
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