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Ship of Theseus Trolley Problem

If you do not pull the lever, one person will be crushed to death instantly. If you do pull the lever, the trolley will divert onto a thousand-mile stretch of track with one person tied down at the end of it. If as the trolley rolls down this thousand-mile track, a crew systematicaly switches out every piece of the original trolley with a replacement part, did the trolley which you diverted kill the man?

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uspol subtoot, violence threat mention
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i sure do wonder why you get threats in response to spamming people with political donations negging. i wonder what people may have against such deplorable tactics.

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Humans evolved to use a base 10 counting system probably due to the fact we have 10 fingers, while computers use a binary system.

This is because your computer has just one finger.

It's a middle finger, and your computer hides it behind every single error message it displays.

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The Shark with the OV Chip

Plan uw reis met het Teletext

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▽kxrř [tired gay dragn]

oh my god this origin story of frieza as a character in dragon ball is great. real estate people really are like that

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incarcerated software (it’s not free)

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your guide to shitposting on this site:

s/toot/poop/g

hope this helps!

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rail [see pinned posts]

- omg your nails look so good how did you do that?
- polish
- a przepraszam, super paznokcie jak je zrobiłxś?

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i wonder if any microbiologist has done bacteria art

different e.coli strains that produce different pigments and are resistant against different antibiotics

put the antibiotics in the pattern you want on the dish and let the bacteria grow

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self-oh, gross
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“pop culture? nah i prefer poop culture a lot more”

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where do microbiologists store their cultures on
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PetriFS

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my system boots so fast that plymouth only appears on screen for less than a second lmao

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you can tell someone wrote german on a phone because their words will have holes in them and be missing the letter s

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anyone want to put their 88x31 on my website raccoon_flush
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if you put a cast iron skillet into a dishwasher, you have a skillet issue

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"Guten Tag. Ich suche die Buchelieule." -
"Pardon, monsieur ?"
"Die Buchelieule. Wo kann ich die finden?" -
" Je suis désolé, mais je ne comprend pas…" -
"BUCHELI-EULE!!! FLATTER, FLATTER!!! HARRY POTTER!!! HUUHH-HUUHH!!!! 🦉 " -
"Vous êtes fou, monsieur ! Dégagez !"

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type of fossbro that doesn’t install root certificates because they only ship them in a binary blob and not in source code form

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