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People losing their minds about .io maybe getting vaporized by geopolitics

Haskell in the corner: "well well well, who could have predicted that I/O would cause so many headaches..."

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In the cat's defense, he was outnumbered.

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plural haskell programmers are called a type system

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new record on the number of parents in a git commit i have just pushed: 12

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judeo-christianity is when you are talking about the worst subsections of christianity but to make it seem less fucked up you drag judaism through the mud with you

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square enix: behold, the first savage-tier alliance raid

baldesion arsenal and delubrum reginae (savage): are we a joke to you?

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gay haskell compiler

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make sure to switch to a new british colonialism tld this year!

.io → .ai

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you may not know this but PA stands for “penis announcer”

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friend: “cool my pc is bsoding on boot”

“have you tried linux”
“no that’s not a fucking solution”

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holy shit final fantasy 14 has linux


a screenshot from ffxiv in a ca…
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“victorian baby catapult” this, “baby trebuchet” that where’s my baby bombard

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I was filing a bug about collision detection not working well when I suddenly got viciously attacked.

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are you a vore prey and ten other kinks that suggest you may be traumatized

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idk how to explain this but the brown heart emoji is the horniest heart of the ones that exist in unicode

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Yes, I'll do that right away

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finally managed to pull the “Someone is impersonating you to post dumb shit on the internet” card on someone lmao

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blazing 🚀 fast 🔥torment nexus 🤖🔪 in 100% safe rust 🦀

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you got a problem? i got a coproblem

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“You are accused of murdering someone”
“your honor, i was performing an a/b test on whether someone dies if i hit them really hard with a baseball bat”
“In the name of the people I declare you not guilty. The reasoning is that you are a techbro”

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