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depol witz
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die Union will nicht, dass ihr dieses Geheimnis lernt:

CDU steht für Cringe Deutsche Union CSU steht für Cringe Scheiß Union

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NSFW diapers scat
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Apparently there is a CGS based unit system for electronics

Its units are really weird

1abV is 10nV
1abA is 10A
1abOhm is 1nOhm
1abF is 1GF
1abH is 1nH

Absolutely useless values how tf did they make 1 Farad look like a reasonable value
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wizard who ponders their raccorb

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deutsche bahn (derogatory)
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please db where is the connection to leipzig why do i have to change the train twice to get there there is a direct connection there

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raccoon

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*invalidates your caches making you slower for a while*
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Abdl
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You already have programming socks, programming maid dress, and programming blåhaj, now put on the programming chastity cage, programming diaper and programming pacifier
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It's only called a nervous system if it comes from the anxiety region of France, otherwise it is just sparkling biological wires
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Identity crisis? I can give you an identity matrix

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kinda wish pijul had an open source forge

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very gross nsfw reference
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under the ravages of communism these two girls were forced to share 1 cup. google 2girls1cup for more info

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transphobia kinda?
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conservative: “identifying as female? what’s next identifying as an animal?”
me, a raccoon: “Yeah”
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Making fun of fictional birdsite meta
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You know one thing I'm glad I'm no longer on Twitter because one of these days the drama of the day there is going to be "having sex with therians is beastiality"
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Mastering? no that is called domming now

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It’s only deep state if it comes from the frier region of the kitchen, otherwise it is just sparkling hierarchies

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Are you an adult and want to have a plush animal to cuddle but you’ve been taught that you can’t because “that’s for children”?

Screw that! Go get yourself the biggest, squishiest plush of your dreams. Nobody can stop you.

And if anyone tries to give you a hard time for it, that really sounds like it’s their problem.

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Oh: apparently the us electrical grid is only around 12% green, and 2/3 of that is nuclear

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If maia was a raccoon its name would be maia stealies crime

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Medicine none
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OH: maybe the recent increase in melatonin product marketing (not that i would really notice but whatever) is caused by covid
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