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25. θΔδ*& *NIX Developer.Average Paw Enjoyer. ♿ HSD

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lotte adds rac- to words a lot but it doesn’t alter meaning

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“u are my favorite therianizing biohazard” — @sodiboo@gaysex.cloud
“you know, maybe i will finally learn to read the content warning before clicking 'view' [—] thanks for this lesson @charlotte” — @ariadne@social.treehouse.systems

"my neighbor told me (Iranians) keep eating his (aircraft) so i asked how many (aircraft) he has and he said he just goes to (congress) and gets a new (aircraft) afterwards so i said it sounds like he's just feeding (aircraft) to (Iran) and then (pete hegseth) started crying"

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@endrift oh wow 2013? i was 12 then

don’t think i used it until later tho

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i’m not even talking about right clicking or middle clicking etc but just basic

left clicking links leading you to the target page

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Charlotte lotteheartplural/Cinny cinny_heart_plural thetadelta ursaminor treblesand

i personally think that frontend devs that break basic link behavior should be banned from touching anything involving javascript for the rest of their lifes

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und ich hab sie mir geschnappt ewahri_nyeh

woozy melange

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Charlotte lotteheartplural/Cinny cinny_heart_plural thetadelta ursaminor treblesand

under the new ontology you are a type of plushie

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Inga stands with 🇺🇦 🇵🇸

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red button blue button if it was a marshmallow test
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@charlotte you are alone in a room with a single (vegan) marshmallow on a table. You can choose whether to take this marshmallow now or leave it. There are 99 other participants in identical rooms. If less than 50 participants will leave their marshmallow on the table, the organizers will remove all remaining marshmallows from all the tables and throw them in the dumpster.
Will you take the marshmallow now?

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red button blue button if it was a trolley problem
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@charlotte a trolley is arriving to a junction. Nobody is tied to the tracks. The trolley will take track A, but there is a lever that can redirect it on track B. Lever is only accessible from track A, and requires a combined effort of half the participants to activate.

You are not allowed to communicate with anyone else before making a decision. Would you push the lever?

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red button blue button if it was a game show
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you are in a game with a grand price of $10,000,000. you and 100 other participants got to the final round where you are given the ability to press a red button or a blue button

if you press the red button you win your share of the price
if you press the blue button, you lose if fewer than 50 contestants pressed the blue button. otherwise you win your share of the price

which would you choose?

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Charlotte lotteheartplural/Cinny cinny_heart_plural thetadelta ursaminor treblesand

red button blue button if it was a prisoner’s dilemma
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you are in pre-trial detention with your bestie for a crime you did not commit

if you do not confess you are released because they don’t have enough evidence to convict
if both of you confess you are also released since at least one of you has to be lying since the crime was only commited by one person
however if you confess and your bestie doesn’t you get jailed for 5 years

you are not allowed to communicate with anyone else until you make a decision. which would you choose?

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the biting begins again neopossum_nom_blob_nervous
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I am a comedy genius

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i went to the doctor today and told her i got bit by a wolf

she asked "where?" and i said "no, regular"

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Charlotte lotteheartplural/Cinny cinny_heart_plural thetadelta ursaminor treblesand

leave from social

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re: kinda morbid, US, killdozer
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@Nuki it was a miracle that nobody else died during the rampage

given that the guy had multiple guns mounted in the vehicle i have doubts that he wasn’t trying to kill people

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hmm... seems a bit small for my paws, couldnt they have made it a bit bigger?

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Charlotte lotteheartplural/Cinny cinny_heart_plural thetadelta ursaminor treblesand

the ketamine-stephen universe axis

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Charlotte lotteheartplural/Cinny cinny_heart_plural thetadelta ursaminor treblesand

do teeth count as sharps?

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