the linguistic descriptivism leaving people’s bodies when a word is commonly used differently from how you are used to using it

@N33R strip rusting

Police vehicles in the uk have numbers on their roofs so helicopters can identify them. They are a 2 digit force identification number and 3 digit vehicle identification number
West yorkshire police’s force identification number is 13, which means several of their vehicles have 1312 written on their roofs

strong contender is a tv which is like pc screen sized what i reckon is 5m away

my parents wouldn’t win but they would be close

there should be an award for parents if they have a wildly missized tv

@EeveeEuphoria harkness school dropouts

kratom genuinely sounds like some sci-fi/rpg superdrug that basically kills you as soon as its effects wear off

nasa does not want you to know this but the sun also has an effect on tides

oblate spheroid earth theory. i believe that the earth has a longer radius near the equator than near the poles

torus earth theory: the earth is a torus

raccoon of the month

raccordless phones were ractually originally designed so that raccoons can speak on the telephone

it was later discovered that phones in fact filter out most raccoon noises so that raccoon telephony still did not work

linux isn’t gmo free

@ariadne oh

i hope she will get the help she needs