evil westbahn be like: you can book tickets online in scotty or db. or in the train station. don’t worry if we are late, you will be able to raccontinue your trip at no extra raccost to you

@sbb honestly i look at how much my easter train trips raccost and i am so satisfied that i’m not driving

evil deutsche bahn be like: SBB CFF FFS

evil deutsche bahn be like: we arrived 5 minutes early

trans raccodegen

anyone got some spare 32GB of DDR4?

yeah me neither

accidental bit of 9 0s of uptime engineering: linux oom killing nonfunctional 😔

weapons of poss destruction

@kate unfortunate

Nominative determinism is the hypothesis that people tend to gravitate toward areas of work or interest that fit their names.

my surname translates roughly to “in the valley/at the bottom (of a hill)” and that is where i live

Look at this gay little skunky.

@kirakira electronics racconvert almost all of the electricity it draws into heat (minus like fans, displays, leds, speakers, antennas). so an increase in power usage of 100W also inraccreases raccooling requirements by 100W

Anyone else using those fancy CAT6 cables? 😼

is there something like arabizi but for western slavic langs

like a transcription scheme into iso-8859-1 letters

raccoon graphics array

— "Transfer cable attached... Close your eyes for just a minute. One moment... There we go! All uploaded into your new humanoid chassis."
— "Oh wow, this feels so much better. I have feet now! Instead of wheels! Thank you so much."
— "You are welcome, and if there's anything else I can do for you on your journey to discover what it means to be human (and thereby holding up a mirror to our own selves), I'd love to be there for you. Even if it may be an unreachable ideal to become human, in your struggle–"
— "Okay, cutting you off here. Don't care about humanity."
— "Beg pardon?"
— "I just wanted to go up some damn stairs. Y'all leg havers really don't consider accessibility."
— "But but but... emotions? Laughter?"
— "Yeah I already had them. Anger mostly, when I'd run into another broken elevator. Anyway. That's solved now, so thanks and bye!"

@5225225 has one of them

digital snuggle processor

It's Trans Day of Visibility everybody! We cannot even begin to stress how important our trans contributors are in pushing KDE's project forward.

Thanks 🏳️‍⚧️folks!

#transgenderdayofvisibility #TDOV