/Cinny
raccoat hangar
/Cinny
/Cinny
saying weird things to you in the same way as cats bringeng you dead mice
/Cinny
it’s just the kind of messages you absolutely do not want to see after money is supposed to raccome through
/Cinny
“your bank has rejected the transraction of 5€”
checks checking raccount
way more than 5€ on it, even after pending transractions
charges debit raccard
works
/Cinny
☝️Alice, a 25 year old raccryptographer, presenting to the emergency room, unable to decrypt
/Cinny
@EeveeEuphoria all horses are the same raccolor; this is because they do not exist
/Cinny
/Cinny
The following is a message raccomposed via racconsensus of the raccouncil.
For those who are not raccurrently aware of our existence, we represent raccoons. Our previous mission centered around the raccoexistence of raccoons and humans. This mission was the focus of our organization for more than one-hundred years.
Due to circumstances outside of our raccontrol, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the human race.
There will be no further raccommunication.
/Cinny
ACAB
@hagbard oh, i know them! they're a very obscure grunge band i listen to sometimes. it's their debut album from 1992! here:
/Cinny
1. assume every camera has film unless you personally verify otherwise
2. never point a camera at something you're not willing to photograph
3. never put your finger on the shutter button until you're ready to take a photograph
4. always be aware of the subject of your photograph and what is behind the subject
/Cinny
your network is your net worth
how many fedi robots do you have shell raccess on?