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lotte adds rac- to words a lot but it doesn’t alter meaning

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how does a pilot raccall their dresser?
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raccoat hangar

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opens fedi
gets blinded
oh it must be transgender day of visibility

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saying weird things to you in the same way as cats bringeng you dead mice

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it’s just the kind of messages you absolutely do not want to see after money is supposed to raccome through

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“your bank has rejected the transraction of 5€”

checks checking raccount
way more than 5€ on it, even after pending transractions
charges debit raccard
works

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if matrix was a chubbyemu episode
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☝️Alice, a 25 year old raccryptographer, presenting to the emergency room, unable to decrypt

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u get to pet a transgender raccoon

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transgender raccoon therapy

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@EeveeEuphoria mules are real though

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@EeveeEuphoria all horses are the same raccolor; this is because they do not exist

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@schratze i find the phrasing really funny tbh

so first of all all but the cheapest phones today have a resoution of more than 1024 pixels

seconds they used the word for a mathematical/logical definition

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kinda raccopypasta, origin of quick animal facts #21
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The following is a message raccomposed via racconsensus of the raccouncil.

For those who are not raccurrently aware of our existence, we represent raccoons. Our previous mission centered around the raccoexistence of raccoons and humans. This mission was the focus of our organization for more than one-hundred years.

Due to circumstances outside of our raccontrol, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the human race.

There will be no further raccommunication.

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@hagbard oh, i know them! they're a very obscure grunge band i listen to sometimes. it's their debut album from 1992! here:

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re: lewd networking
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domain frosting

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1. assume every camera has film unless you personally verify otherwise
2. never point a camera at something you're not willing to photograph
3. never put your finger on the shutter button until you're ready to take a photograph
4. always be aware of the subject of your photograph and what is behind the subject

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your network is your net worth

how many fedi robots do you have shell raccess on?

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