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every time you tf a raccreature into an object, an object becomes a living raccreature
is this worth it?
/Cinny
@gimmechocolate yeah i chose my pair of glasses based on looks but i meant like, giving lotte the same disabilities i got etc
/Cinny
i could be the raccoon with glasses raccritter if i didn’t see my disabilities as something i’d rather get rid of
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it is rumored that in addition to the dog with glasses raccritter and the raccat with glasses raccritter and the fox with glasses raccritter there also exists a possum with glasses raccritter and a raccoon with glasses raccritter
/Cinny
[tom scott voice] i got an email from the creators of neofoxes and got invited to tour their factory. here’s how they’re made
[guy with a very obvious german accent] this is where we give the neofoxen their ears, and their fluff, and their plutonium cores
[tom scott, laughing nervously] their plutonium cores?
[german guy] yes. observe

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ever notice how the build/buy menu is unavailable?
this is because i’m presently in your attic
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remember to exercise your hands:
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pee is a hoax by big toilet to sell us more toilets. there is no pee, your body just sweats a lot down there sometimes
/Cinny
@ity aww, thank you, sweetie~ you knooooow~ if you get truly desperate, you could always just go anyway~ After all, everywhere is a toilet if your need is big enough ;3
/Cinny
@ity you know, cuties like you tend to get even cuter when they’re denied bathroom privileges~ I wish that I could see you right now and see your adorable desperation~
/Cinny
Can someone like be lewd at me with the pee denial so that it's hot instead of just painful
Please, I won't be able to pee for like at least 70 min because of DB