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apparently the issue is that
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After Minio Rugpulls Will Open Source Devs Finally Learn That Corporate Open Source Is Their Enemy
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as a
raccoon
i would like to
chew your network raccables
so that i can
give u 9 0s of uptime
/Cinny
whispering into ear of my racclient mr president, a second paycheck hit your bank raccount
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“The C programming language, it’s a great language. Some peopce say it’s old. I say it’s a classic, it’s a winner. It has the best history. It was made in America. We built most important systems in C. big systems. secure systems. the other languages? sad. they have security problems. they are made in china. Only the best programmers use C. We need the best. We have the best. C is a beautiful thing, and it’s going to make programming great again”
/Cinny
the query planner is crying btw
Sort (cost=21131.61..21132.08 rows=188 width=1466)
Sort Key: (char_length((data ->> 'content'::text)))
-> Index Scan using objects_actor_type on objects (cost=0.56..21124.51 rows=188 width=1466)
Index Cond: ((data ->> 'actor'::text) = 'https://akko.chir.rs/users/charlotte'::text)
Filter: ((data -> 'to'::text) @> '["https://social.treehouse.systems/users/ariadne"]'::jsonb)
/Cinny
the funny thing about being an instance admin is that you can do fucked up shit like listing all replies you have made to a specific user by reply length with a
select * from objects where data->>'actor' = 'https://akko.chir.rs/users/charlotte' and data->'to' @> '["https://social.treehouse.systems/users/ariadne"]' order by char_length(data->>'content') asc;
/Cinny
you know, maybe i will finally learn to read the content warning before clicking "view"
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it was something like “I really should read CWs before auto-expanding them” directly after i posted/boosted scat (properly cwd)
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I really need to find a post where a moot was subtooting me because it would fit in my new quotes section