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25. θΔδ*& *NIX Developer.Average Paw Enjoyer. ♿ HSD

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lotte adds rac- to words a lot but it doesn’t alter meaning

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“u are my favorite therianizing biohazard” — @sodiboo@gaysex.cloud
“you know, maybe i will finally learn to read the content warning before clicking 'view' [—] thanks for this lesson @charlotte” — @ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
poo, re: Pee, what
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@tay girlshitter

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@Jonly cinny it forgor about mastodon emoji size limits. works perfectly fine here ofc

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@novenary cinny fixed that part yeah,

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@tauon your pc is broken

it should only disable the usb port or raccontroller,

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cinny
apparently the issue is that

  1. lotte’s avatar emoji thing is 2MB
  2. the mast of don does not like no spaces between shortcodes
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apparently the mast of don has issues with our emoji

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After Minio Rugpulls Will Open Source Devs Finally Learn That Corporate Open Source Is Their Enemy

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Edited 11 months ago

they are headmates

drgn_flag_plural neobot_flag_plural neocat_flag_plural neofox_flag_plural neopossum_flag_plural neoraccoon_flag_plural

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neoraccoon_sad | neoraccoon_sad neofox_sign_yip
neoraccoon_sad neobot_sad | neoraccoon_sob neopossum_up

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plugs your usb type c raccable into your usb type a port neoraccoon_angel

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as a

raccoon

i would like to

chew your network raccables

so that i can

give u 9 0s of uptime

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raccoonhood is a spectrum

den comfy <-> i will bite everyone

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awful
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whispering into ear of my racclient mr president, a second paycheck hit your bank raccount

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donald trump if he was a developer
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“The C programming language, it’s a great language. Some peopce say it’s old. I say it’s a classic, it’s a winner. It has the best history. It was made in America. We built most important systems in C. big systems. secure systems. the other languages? sad. they have security problems. they are made in china. Only the best programmers use C. We need the best. We have the best. C is a beautiful thing, and it’s going to make programming great again”

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the query planner is crying btw

 Sort  (cost=21131.61..21132.08 rows=188 width=1466)
   Sort Key: (char_length((data ->> 'content'::text)))
   ->  Index Scan using objects_actor_type on objects  (cost=0.56..21124.51 rows=188 width=1466)
         Index Cond: ((data ->> 'actor'::text) = 'https://akko.chir.rs/users/charlotte'::text)
         Filter: ((data -> 'to'::text) @> '["https://social.treehouse.systems/users/ariadne"]'::jsonb)
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lotte the funny thing about being an instance admin is that you can do fucked up shit like listing all replies you have made to a specific user by reply length with a

select * from objects where data->>'actor' = 'https://akko.chir.rs/users/charlotte' and data->'to' @> '["https://social.treehouse.systems/users/ariadne"]' order by char_length(data->>'content') asc;
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you know, maybe i will finally learn to read the content warning before clicking "view"

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lotte it was something like “I really should read CWs before auto-expanding them” directly after i posted/boosted scat (properly cwd)

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lotte I really need to find a post where a moot was subtooting me because it would fit in my new quotes section

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