@IngaLovinde oh there’s a button?

Sehr geehrte Fahrgäste, herzlichen willkommen hier im ICE 77777 auf seiner Fahrt von Wir reinigen über bitte nicht nach einsteigen! Wir wünschen Ihnen eine angenehme Fahrt.

@whitequark how i read the exception name

@sodiboo mortal kombat 40

just learned that the twelfth Mortal Kombat game is called “Mortal Kombat 1”, not to be confused with the first Mortal Kombat game which is called “Mortal Kombat” (followed by “Mortal Kombat II” for the second installment), or the ninth Mortal Kombat game which is also called “Mortal Kombat”.

the tenth game has a seemingly more logical name of “Mortal Kombat X” but it was then re-released as “Mortal Kombat XL” so I’m not quite sure they understand Roman numerals

Hab mir gedacht ich fange jetzt auch mal mit diesem Server Rack Zeug an, mache ich das richtig? #fedihelp

@aperture @5225225

@LunaDragofelis https://akko.chir.rs/objects/050c9491-c2aa-4777-894f-2e46363abc84

fellas, if your savior:

• can turn water into wine
• can make bread
• is risen

that's not your savior. that's a colony of fermenting microorganisms

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@litchralee_v6 @soatok took one look at the implementation and it’s not constant time lmfao

is a werepsychologist a werewolf that is a psychologist or only a psychologist while under influence of tweed?

stuttgart hbf got to be the worst developed train station in the whole country

yes and that includes rural train stations that are just a bench and shack in the middle of the forest where you need to call 30-60 minutes before the train arrives to ask it to stop

@EeveeEuphoria c-owo-rker who is a ho-meow-ner

RE: https://furry.engineer/@soatok/115896145424737173

As a professional source code reviewer, I gotta agree with “We cannot overstate the extent to which just reading the OpenSSL source code has become miserable.” The answer to “how does OpenSSL—” is always “I don’t know and I don’t have six months to find out.” This is not true of alternative libraries with the same functionality.

@0xabad1dea the rtx 5090 did make it into the news because asus built one made from 11lb of solid gold. who knows who it is for but i’m definitely judging whoever will buy it because it looks like shit

@volpeon naja irgendwo müssen sie ihr korruptionsbudget ja herkriegen