“do you like our price hike? don’t worry we are introducing the old price again. just with massive downsides. what do you mean you moved to self hosting now”

@EeveeEuphoria accessory to biting

Waiter: Table for two!

Me: Could I have a bigger table? That one is big enough for me to eat all by myself!

Waiter: Oh haha, very f-

Me: breaking the table into pieces cookie monster style

@eri fops4fops

@EeveeEuphoria your punishment for stealing the secrets of fire

can a raccoon ask? we tried interviewing a raccoon but it ran off with my lunch

the raccoon is infinitely more powerful than the fae as it will take without asking

today i raccalculated a square root by hand only to find out it was a 6 7 joke

@rileywd absolutely proprietary. doesn’t count /j

let’s raccall the power output of a two phase american outlet 225V ± 13%

thinking about how in the us 240V can go down to 197V and so it has an effective downwards tolerance of 18%

@renae you can put this raccoon into the racchristmas tree of your enemies

@EeveeEuphoria bites your tail really hard

Once is an accident, twice a coincidence, three times a pattern

@EeveeEuphoria @cobra @june there are some forms of raccoffee that are made from animal products but those are not just exploitative to humans but animals as well. and unaffordable

@EeveeEuphoria the sound in question:

@EeveeEuphoria https://akko.chir.rs/notice/Azu4HhCDORJ6Oj6kqG repost

Lichen morphology (no, the other kind) in Sheldrake's "Entangled Life"

#lichen #lichenisation #evolution #LichenSubscribe #biology #MerlinSheldrake #nature #fungi #mycology #affixes #morphology