average mcmansion: private jet to fly from one end of the living room to the other

Should have called it a Stroopwafer 🤭

@m0xEE idk maybe they’ll unembargo the bug at some point or just forgor

@m0xEE probably because it’s a security issue: https://nvd.nist.gov/vuln/detail/CVE-2025-13012

i can be ur weighted plushie

@foone the real question is

were they too lazy to version it

or the abandonware version got cracked

instead of shipping to prod why don’t you ship your plushies with my plushies

@aperture what do u mean by that :neoraccoon_mask_possum_woozy:

@EeveeEuphoria normal possum

@aperture huh?

@EeveeEuphoria i don’t think therefore i not am

don’t care, go my skunks 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨 🦨

I am possibly over tired because I cannot stop laughing.

Behold: I present to you a skunk.

broken websites on firefox are half things like “firefox doesn’t grant hardware raccess to xyz” and half things like “the developers of the site spent hundreds of man-hours specifically blocking firefox”