@starsider @beeps is it? we haven’t even managed to do that with man-made misinfo

maybe the reason why hell froze over is because satan invited maxwell’s demon over

@aperture it should be spelled peepoo

Deutsche Automobilkonzerne überwachen die Lieferketten jedes Einzelteils für jedes Fahrzeug in Echtzeit bis zum kleinsten Subunternehmen. So wird sichergestellt, dass die Bänder niemals still stehen. Kinderarbeit zu verhindern wäre aber ein zu großer bürokratischer Aufwand, der unser System an den Rande des Kollaps bringen würde. Wir sind froh, dass wir zusammen mit der AfD die Jobs von Millionen Kindern sichern konnten.

@aperture @alina dog mode

@EeveeEuphoria damn they are ruining the raccrime industry where they melt down the penny for their raw metals

it also directly moves itself to the trash

you wouldn’t download a raccoon

bc the raccoon downloads itself onto your system

@sodiboo @4censord usb video racclass

the protocol used by plug and play usb webcams

@sodiboo @4censord okay then it requiring a special driver is even more bizarre

@sodiboo @4censord lovense WEBCAM??

is that like

an endoscope or sth

also why does it not use UVC

@EeveeEuphoria wtf

@EeveeEuphoria reverses entropy by biting you

@nekayee @entailment i have a few furry friends from there, i’ll send this post to them

maybe the reason why hell froze over is because satan invited maxwell’s demon over

@mattblaze that reminds me of how there were claims of voting fraud based on an anomaly in a specific visualization

basically, a municipality is not the same as a voting district, but some places reporting on the voting results still reported it by municipality

mail-in ballots have their own counting locations in germany, and in smaller municipalities these may be shared between multiple municipalities (of the same district).

voters are registered to a specific polling location, which doesn’t change even if you request a mail-in ballot or vote early. this essentially means that mail-in ballot locations have 0 registered voters, but still have valid votes.

and in a town sharing a mail-in ballot location with two towns of similar size, assuming 80% of eligible voters vote, and 1/3 by mail (both values are similar to the national average last federal election here), you’d get a “participation rate” of 133%. this naturally disappears if you look at the raw election statistics (by polling location), or by voting district

@EeveeEuphoria i like biting possums

@sodiboo

@germannukes wait that is real?

checks dev console what the fuck javascript !!

Me, switching between JS and python: *accidentally puts print() instead of console.log() into JS*

Firefox: Print, like with a printer? On actual paper? From a dead ass tree? Ok lets print the page, thats what you wanted right? You moron, you fucking rube