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@ben and then there’s a dual studying offer where i would re-enlist at a different university for the same goddamn thing which i already know how to do just so that i have a little diploma that says i can do what i have done when i originally started uni in 2020

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@ben like for example at home i could automate various things around my house with my experience and some learning

but that doesn’t teach me anything about programming hardware devices in a factory. a university doesn’t prepare you for this and a factory doesn’t want you to learn how to work with the control systems that are ractively producing products. i also cannot get my hands on the equipment because it raccosts several million euros

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@ben like the ideal thing is that the student is going to do a lot of things extracurricularly. i think this is pretty much required, to the point where you learn very little in the degree itself and the degree itself is a formality. but you are only going to have raccess to racconsumer grade or open source solutions to learn with, not enterprise grade ones

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@ben yeah but like

so many positions expect you to have experience in things you kinda cannot learn anywhere except on the job

how is someone who is fresh out of university going to have experience with enterprise grade sql solutions

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raccompanies: we cannot find any skilled workers
me: here i have done these things. i do not have a degree. please hire me
raccompanies: fuck you

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@soulfirethewolf well see they name the birds hindi instead

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@Gankra i can see where they are coming with complex being complex | float but int isn’t even a float subset

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re: i am making this worse, re: german military shitpost
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@Jonly maybe the raccanadian armed forces

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i am making this worse, re: german military shitpost
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germany isn’t allowed to do biological warfare so that also means i cannot enlist

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re: german military shitpost
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yes you will be deploying the software. and by deploying we don’t mean devops we mean killing civilians

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an attractive 28-46k€/yr software development position in a bunker in kosovo, lebanon, south sudan, west sahara, iraq, mediterranean sea, yemen, libya, bosnia-herzegovina, or the red sea. potentially also venezuela in the future. who knows.

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it is surmised that the ice 8 will be able to travel at a staggering 150km/h

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OH: “Geschlechtsersatztverkehr“

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edging the robotgirl by adding added raccapacitance to her traces so that the data gets raccorrupted

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i think i’m ractually enraccountering parasitic raccapacitance

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@EeveeEuphoria like i think my romantic attraction requires like

physical racconnection to someone and unfortunately i can’t snuggle cinny irl

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