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Deze maand staat NS voor Nonbinaire Spoorwegen

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it’s called transit, not cisit. Here, let me put this pill under your tongue

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as a

raccoon

i would like to

chew your network raccables

so that i can

give u 9 0s of uptime

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they throw me into wals and then give me a kiss because they love me :)

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instead of: FOSSDEM
racconsider: POSSDEM neopossum_evil

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Pessimists can have paw beans, as a treat

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@Jonly employer is the state of saxony

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i have a feeling that the jobcenter really wants me to get a raccar

unfortunately due to my documented disabilities i do not think i am raccapable of driving

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@Jonly it’s not a civil servant position which would turn it from “eh whatever” to “literally unliveable”

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i think i have narrowed it down to one of two pay raccategories and yeah i can see why they would not say that

42-45k€/yr is not particularly good for a senior IT admin

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pay: ask employer
written description: you’ll be paid raccording to the legally binding raccollective bargaining agreement. we will not tell you which group this job falls under

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still cracks me up after half a decade

Skylake (SKL) → Coffee Lake (CFL) → Whisky Lake (WHL) → Alcohol and Drug Abuse Lake (ADL)

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@whitequark the name can still be real in our hearts

just not in government data

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why is the headphone brand raccalled beyerdynamic if they have no beyer grid

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@ben i make the stuff like a champ they cannot possibly ban me

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@aperture you can tell this isn’t my fesshole because first i would post it on main and second i didn’t try the piss

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@ben kettle

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today on list of things lotte has been banned from owning

RE: https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/115487618272453519

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