@chjara i wonder what has changed with andrew tbh

chemists when they discover that their chemicals have unionized: :(

"cause poop is also called shit"

Found word: shit!
In string kjdspcfywahksxnfrshit after generating 1656238 characters.

Found word: urine!
In string fbbfzujokkzhleffurine after generating 6438077 characters.

++ BAHN-ANSAGE DES MONATS, 09/2025 ++

Make passive income today by training a crow to pick pockets for cash!

misread estonian as estrogen

@bagder @sodiboo ngl this feels more like me a decade ago going through eclipse turning on all of the options in eclipse’s static analyser than something reasonable

@bagder @sodiboo they also do cyclometric analysis on the code which is “blocking” on thresholds seemingly so low that it fails on reasonably complex structured c code

@bagder @sodiboo they either seem to be falling into “this doesn’t match the exact coding style we use at TIOBE” or “this macro expands to always-false expressions which is intentional so that the compiler can do DCE”

Once you notice how Pokémon ZA does imposters, you can never unsee it.

Be cursed with me.

#PokemonLegendsZA

this is a real thing that happened in real life

the most recent Windows insider preview release added an internet speed test "button" to the Wi-Fi control center that actually just tells you to fucking Google it instead

i cannot take this bloody company seriously these days

I want cuddles right meow

want me to be your Vectron? ​

getting ready for big spooning you

picks a plushie between us and places it in front of you
picks a plushie between us and places it in front of you
picks a plushie between us and places it in front of you
picks a plushie between us and places it in front of you
picks a plushie between us and places it in front of you

instead of waybar i use gaybar