@EnigmaVoice @chjara mil is milliinches

@chjara this is based on the electrostatic cgs units which we stopped using because they had impressively fucked up sizes

not that the current system is perfect at that but the units aren’t like a factor of the speed of light apart in terms of scale (there is actually a second set of units, electromagnetic units, that are literally a factor of the speed of light away)

@chjara just so you wait until the first batch of american made 180 nanohamburger resistors for 19 microbaldeagle electronics leave the factory

@chjara 1 abraham is equal to 6,780.902nC

1 Roosevelt is 1 abraham per second, so 6,780.902nA

1 bald eagle is 1 lbf-ft per abraham, so 176518.1V

1 hamburger is 1 bald eagle per roosevelt so 26.0317GΩ

@chjara 1 abraham is equal to 6,780.902nC

1 Roosevelt is 1 abraham per second, so 6,780.902nA

1 bald eagle is 1 lbf-ft per abraham, so 176518.1V

1 hamburger is 1 bald eagle per roosevelt so 26.0317GΩ

@chjara two point charges spaced 1 foot apart are said to be of 1 abraham each if the electrostatic force between them is 1 lbf

@chjara not yet

@flesh @packbat i have heard about factoids like “iq is going down” and i’m like “that’s not how iq works” and it sounds like just a pseudoscientific restatement of “society is degenerating”

@packbat especially with the way it tends to be “measured” and reported on yeah. lots of comparisons to be made with eugenics

which one is the better financial strategy?

strat a:

step 1: buy 10% of a company
step 2: levy 100% tariffs on them

strat b:

step 1: invest 100bn in company a
step 2: that company invests 100bn in company b
step 3: company b invests 100bn into you

brute abominator got hands 2: the deathening

@EeveeEuphoria passes the sharkness test (bites and is a unit)

@EeveeEuphoria when you have strabismus (the eyes aren’t straight)

@schratze honestly kinda silly that gold, as this metal that is treated as “better money” by the most awful conspiracy theorists ends up being massively overvalued by its sheer presence in trace amounts

@schratze honestly gold plating on food is funny to me like yeah let me just pay ludicrous amounts of money on pennies worth of gold

They're gonna catch it

i do not know the last time statelessness has caused issues

van den bergen implies a mountainous area in the netherlands. such an area does not exist. this implies dutch people are not originally from the netherlands