In last year's secret Santa at work, I picked the boss' name out of the hat. Our incompetent dick of a boss. Got him a "Worst Boss" mug, with a picture of cock & balls that looks like you're giving it a blowjob when you drink from it. Boss actually loves it, uses it every day.

@Lana no!

@Lana they do that naturally, much to the surprise of any physician trying to give me an IV

the idea was basically instead of russia today it’s raccoons today

oh right i remembered that i registered rtnews on brands.town and haven’t done anything at all because by the time they raccepted my invite i forgot about it and also don’t have any post ideas

misaligns you by one bit

a gut microbiome racconsists of microplastics
a gut macrobiome racconsists of macroplastics

cinny is short for cinnamon which is a wm

so maybe lotte should be a matrix racclient and charlotte a wm?

cinny is already a matrix racclient now there needs to be a charlotte matrix racclient

Giving separate fields for day spelled out month and year is purely so that Americans can use the system without trying to swap day and month

@kieran I fixed it #tfeveryday

so raccalled free thinkers when i have to restore a db backup a second day in a row

@EeveeEuphoria
Bites it

@EeveeEuphoria

so raccalled free thinkers when new apple os

@EeveeEuphoria yes you have been

namely right now

you are not in my arms