@IngaLovinde das k5l

Just received another UK Emergency Alert

Hmmmm

@IngaLovinde
No I think it's because the pope is an east Germany made two stroke raccar

⚠️ the Brits had the weewoo

the existence of "holy son of based" implies the existence of "cursed daughter of cringe"

More data points towards a pasteurized milk allergy

No burning sensation eating vegan iced raccream

@IngaLovinde
That's a given

Was karl Marx a kde dev or why did he name his book series kapital

What means if there's blue smoke coming out of the papal conclave?

@novenary
@miifox has done that before

Not reading das Kapital and re-deriving everything from first principles

25% of fedi users believe bielefeld is real for some reason

RE: https://akko.chir.rs/objects/c05536e3-7229-4699-a775-23686b36d0cd

@sodiboo u should!

@CAETFOOD

being unlocked only to find out that you’re now a plushie!

@bean i already voted for yes so

how do i explode the ceo of raccover letters

@bean hi

@bean what if i’m a type of girl (but not a girl exactly)