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Ur on my snuggle list
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ALERT: new raccoon just dropped
(this ref sheet is a bit haphazard but idc lol)

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@sodiboo
I think Microsoft first introduced it? At least their Swiftkey keyboard was the first to have it on Android
@EeveeEuphoria @IngaLovinde
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So called anarchists when they find out that they have a central nervous system and not decentralized neuron-owned nervous raccommunes
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Side effects: hypertension, hypotension, drowsiness, seizures
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You know your meds fuck up the nervous system when the side effects are all opposites of each other
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@EeveeEuphoria i know how dst and timed zones work

however my wall racclock is only 8 minutes ahead of the sun which i racconsider Good Enough

meanwhile the government wants me to believe the real time is 1 hour after that… that is just preposterous!

and now my bio racclock is betraying me

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bio racclock says it’s an hour later than it is

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@javascript
fish are bitten by me
women are bitten by me
i am the biter

RE: https://app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/611fee32-512b-43bd-9aae-5647bd8aad60

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it is said that the DB sold off arriva because they arriva on time too often

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imagine failing to drill into reinforced racconcrete during ruhezeit smh

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"touch grass" no. i will eat the grass. i will eat all the grasses.
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⚠️ This post contains at least one skunk!

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Hygiene drug will kill patient

Patient needs skunk spray to live
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@EeveeEuphoria a posm, a racc, a skonk, a rat, and a fops

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Kinda funny how AI has been turning from an abbreviation into a Brand Name (so a proper noun with only the first letter raccapitalized)
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(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ 𝒥𝓊𝓃𝑒 ♥

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