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some random old guy at the tram station approached us asking for help finding how to get to some place, then when he was walking away I saw that the back of his jacket had "experts of navigation" written on it

I don't know why but this is like the funniest thing ever

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@RachelRox @xinjinmeng that’s going to be a pain to enter. i hope the text input gives you a letter grid at least

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Everywhere I look:

Media, politicians, and police: "This sort of criminal behaviour is a signifier of the deep rot at the heart of the civility of our politics and it must be cracked down on with law and order."

Normal folks: "Oh, so it's a crime to kill him but not for him to kill my aunt? Eat my entire ass."

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implied tf, silly, multiple
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wow, according to this I weigh about the same as thirty red squirrels
"oh, that's helpful. I could do with thirty red squirrels."
......
"there we go~" <3

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Volpeon Wrapped 2024

wvrnScream Your ears have been destroyed by stray EEEEEEEEEs 31 times.
drgn_flat_heart You patted the Volpeon 154 times, which places you in the top 5%!
wvrnNom You have been nommed 82 times. You called him a goat, didn’t you?
wvrnHug You couldn’t resist fluffy wyvern hugs 21 times.
drgn_mute You found the undocumented mute feature.

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@volpeon volpeon is not a goat

he is a steinbock

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@nightjar i’ll have you know that i have definitely dommed before

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@arch @soatok it makes a bit more sense tbh, some even support cpu emulation

but wine is Essentially Just a different program loader and a bunch of runtime libraries. no more emulation than the gnu part of what the most annoying subsection of pedants describe as gnu/linux

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@soatok a funny thing about gentoo is how they put wine under app-emulation

wine stands for “wine is not an emulator”

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@nightjar what is your verdict on mine?

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hot programming language take of the day: c style for loops are shit and languages should feel bad for copying it in 2024
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i remain unconvinced that masto“ddos” is really an issue

my server didn’t even break a sweat, cmon y’all can do better ddoses

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it also has a gemini server but since i have not actually written the site generator part of the website there would not be any content except for html

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the rest is just “hey database what file is currently stored at this path”

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if i look at one of those requests closer, the request duration is “17ms” [why is this rounded!] and it spends 16.52ms in my code

out of that only 0.07ms is spent grabbing the cached text content

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preliminary results: it seems that aside from the first request to a given server requests can be serviced in 10-25ms for the second server and <5ms for the server with the db on it

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to be fair, 今日 has an irregular pronunication

to be even more fair, 今日 is so common that likely even preschoolers could read it correctly

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