Will the goat/Steinbock allegations stop now that I don’t have horns anymore and look more like an oversized bat?

@volpeon now the sheep alligations start! 🐑

@16af93 I see we’re straying further away from reality

@volpeon interesting replacement

@volpeon reality? is that some kind of food?

@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip Nächstes Jahr vielleicht.

@volpeon

I already meant to ask: what distincts you from a bat?

@Foxotronic Hmm, let’s see…

• Size
• Overall better suited for walking and climbing than hanging upside down
• Way longer tail
• Wings are connected to tail instead of legs

@volpeon @Foxotronic

Steinbock: ~89°
Fledermaus: ~179°

Checks out.

@thygrrr @Foxotronic

@16af93 @volpeon

@wakame @16af93 You deserve today’s woozy medal

@volpeon @Foxotronic All of these details are true about nardobats, I am now confused

@errant @Foxotronic

@volpeon what, volpi is a bat ?

@kura I’m a wyvern

@volpeon Flädermüüsli ❤️

@volpeon @errant @Foxotronic steinbock

@volpeon oh, that’s a Steinbock

@charlotte @errant @volpeon exactly, this one still has horns, so GOAT.

@volpeon @Foxotronic
Tbh though, Volpeon, you are literally the GOAT.

@volpeon

I doubt it, you know what some people are like.
Maybe they like getting nommed?

@volpeon @errant @Foxotronic goat looking like a dragon