“former minor” is such a funny thing to say. i’m gonna refer to myself as a former baby

@eri what if I’m still baby

@agatha thats crazy you must be like the worlds oldest baby or something

@eri assigned baby at birth

@eri every time i say that you have this reaction

@eri but also idk i have talked with a lot of people before that assume minors dont exist on the internet so that’s the best way i can phrase it neatly LOL

@twinkle i know it’s just so funny

@eri we have been absolved of our minor status

@charlotte @eri all babies are bastards