if i had a nickle for every time i got a video game console that came with porn on it, i'd have 2 nickles. which isn't much, but it's weird that it's happened twice

i am not joking by the way

first incident was getting a DSi from japan that came with nudes taken with the camera

and the second incident happened today, where a PS3 came with porn on the harddrive for some fucking reason. like, it was downloaded with some tool that got it from fucking xvideos lmfao

@EeveeEuphoria did they have good taste at least

@maples i didn't bother to check because my brother was also in the room lmfao, i deleted those folders ASAP

best i can tell is they're a boring straight guy, especially evident from the... family photos they also have stored on here, for some reason

@EeveeEuphoria i softmodded a friend’s 3ds that was full of porn before

@EeveeEuphoria very flexible meaning of friend

@EeveeEuphoria back when you could rent consoles from brick-and-mortar video game/movie rental shops, i definitely saw some "creative" usernames people had for their profiles