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Electric scooters are just SUVs for pedestrians

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@schratze those fucks are so heavy, which I get to experience every time I try to move one out of the way when they're left on a bike path.

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@owl just got stuck behind two people lugging theirs up the stairs at a train station and conveniently forgetting that other people exist

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@schratze it's like the motorism youth party where you learn to disregard everyone else and narrowly focus on what is most practical for yourself in the moment.

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@eivind what is it with vehicles and removing any semblance of concern for others and theory of mind from people

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@owl they're almost as bad as trolley cases in that way

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@schratze it's the gospel, innit. If everyone focus on their narrow self interest, we get the best possible outcome.

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@eivind the gospel according to Margaret Thatcher

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@schratze Fun fact: they are called VMP (vehículos de movilidad personal) here, and the parking signs say VMP, but VMP in Finnish is a very common abbreviation for "Fuck This (or lit. What) Shit", "Vittu Mitä Paskaa".

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@schratze
i am so glad that the project to have scooters in the town i live in was ended. some sidewalks are already too narrow to pass each other but it's so much worse if i have to climb over a discarded chunk of scrap on the sidewalk i can't even lift
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@schratze
supposedly they are meant to be moveable if they are in a way but unlike manual scooters those things do not have any discernible button or lever to disengage the brakes. so probably requires an app
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@schratze ah, STDs! (sidewalk terrorism device)

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