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@schratze if someone gives me money I'd do pink girlboss software

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@schratze and in a third, slightly less treacherous direction “software made by gay nerds specifically for gay nerd activities”

I have significantly fewer Software Moments with Minecraft modding of all things and these days that community is full of gay nerds.

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@schratze software made by efi

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@schratze the grass looks like a nice spot to sit down and maybe eat something tbh

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@schratze only good software is the one made by trans autistic anarchist catgirls
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@schratze would you like your bad user experience in “we intentionally made it bad” or in “we don’t know how to not make it bad”

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@charlotte which is which?

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can I really trust your software to be good if I haven't seen your bare ass

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before anyone complains, these posts are in jest; please do not feel pressured to post nudes online if you don't want to, even if you are a software developer

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@turtle Code of Conduct: please don't contribute if you don't have at least two entries in the DSM-5

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re: joking
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@socksthefennec giving fossbros the benefit of the doubt except I really shouldn’t

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@schratze schratze doesn't want to see. nightjar doesn't either, but it's a reckless git

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@schratze Warum sind diese Beiträge im Javascript-Testrahmen "Jest" geschrieben, Sie sussy schratze. /joke

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@schratze I feel laser targeted and I love it

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@schratze ha! But if you were maybe add a nudes folder to your repo and sign your nudes with your SSH key ;)

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@melivia @schratze

Welcome to OnlyFans!

[ Sign in with GitHub ]

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@schratze@todon.nl
Would be cool were included in the code in the form of ASCII art.

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GwenTheKween - Find me @kitsunes.club, I don't see anything here

@raccoon @schratze those legal blurbs that sometimes happens with cli programs, being replaced by ascii-art-ified nudes. What a time to be alive

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@GwenTheKween@tech.lgbt @schratze@todon.nl
Imagine you set the program to work and while it does it's thing there's a progress bar which is actually an ASCII art version of the dev's nudes slowly appearing.

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@schratze „One cannot simply trust someone else’s code, unless their ass was revealed“

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@schratze by that logic the linux kernel is not good software unless i'm missing something?

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@schratze it’s 2034, google now certifies software with “real ass photo attached”

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@Riedler please prove that you're not a robot by posting hole

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@schratze software made by kbity meow meows aneobot_bongo_fast and robodolls aneobot_bongo_fast

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@schratze please, i'm begging you, don't show ur dick with buttplug in ass NijikaPlead
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@qugalet don't worry, I'm not a software developer so I'm not gonna post nudes

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@schratze No, software made by cute queers and fossbros are not enemies, in fact, they are kissing, sloppy style, squishing boobs together, etc.

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@schratze Where does Halo 2 Vista go on this chart?

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@schratze So you can trust Halo 2 Vista?

https://www.polygon.com/2015/4/14/8382089/bungie-butt-microsoft-halo

(Note: The article has a censored picture of said ass... so be careful if you're at work / sharing your desktop / etc.)

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@schratze Yeah, I guess. Got confused because while they are a megacorp and mostly not queer, they did post nudes in the game.

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@avak5 I literally only learned about this after my reply blobcatlolsob

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@schratze i mean thats the real level of open source, its only open source if the source is also open :3

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@forestcat it has to be accessible on GoatseHub

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@schratze
Okay, someone needs to enlighten me: What is a fossbro?

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@Quamatoc open source software developer and user who keeps telling people to use open source software with no regard for their actual needs

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@schratze Would this be different from recommending Open source applications wherever feasible?

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@Quamatoc if the person asked for recommendations, yes. Dropping into a conversation and recommending Linux unprompted is peak fossbro behavior though

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@schratze i have posted boobs, is this equivalent
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