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Upon closer inspection, the issue with my keyboard wasn't firmware, hardware, or software, it was just that I had plugged it into an HDMI port.

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@foone how... do you DO that?!

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@foone HDMI keyboard when

(I mean theres an I2c channel so why not)

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@root @cinebox there's also HDMI cables that carry ethernet. maybe I could do my keyboard-over-UDP over that?

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@foone @root @cinebox HDMI also has an i²c bus which you could use for keyboards

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I think the firmware is also broken, because it turns out I can right click from my keyboard, but only once.

to be able to right click again, I have to disconnect and reconnect it.

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maybe I should buy a 30 pack of raspi picos and program them each as a keyboard that types one hardcoded letter, and nothing else.

then to type out "hello world" I just have to plug in the USB cables one by one in the right order

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@foone what about one keyboard that you unplug and re-plug over and over until the desired phrase is typed?

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@kasdeya ooh, just make it count the insertion attempts!

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@foone @cinebox @jbqueru what does X11 have to do with any of this

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@root @foone @cinebox It's a great way to carry keyboard, mouse, and display information, all over Ethernet.

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@jbqueru @root @foone not sure an entire computer running an X server really counts as a "keyboard"

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@cinebox @jbqueru @root and why not?

keyboards have always been little computers, they might as well keep getting bigger and bigger and bigger

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@foone @cinebox @root if you can get that one to work the next one would be the keyboard (SO)DIMM module

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Edited 6 months ago

@cinebox @foone @root also one thing that would be interesting to try: emulated KBC over the LPC. how much stuff would that break? does it maybe even work on new systems that don’t even have PS/2 ports?

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@foone I once plugged a vga cable in upside down. :|

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@Truck @foone Miss the era where you pretty much couldn't plug things in the wrong port.
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@lanodan @foone

well, you know, American

So that is definately not a thing that happened there

"This is a 9 pin joystick obviously it goes in the vga port" "no it does" "computer why you not accept joystick" "computer why you break my joystick" "oh I may need caffiene for brain to operate"

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@Truck @foone Also RCA connectors in the wrong port but I think that was pretty rare on computers where so far I've more seen RGB-DIN → SCART, S-Video, 13W3*, VGA, DVI/HDMI/DisplayPort/…

*Which seems annoyingly vendor-dependent in terms of signal, deserves the 13 in the name I guess
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@lanodan @foone @Truck my favorite was the laptop where the power cable could also be plugged in to the PS/2 port.

(Nothing exploded)

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@ShadSterling @foone @Truck Scary.

*points at USB-C charging port on laptop* Hey we can do that safely now!
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@lanodan @Truck @ShadSterling usb-c is neat because now we're down to 2 connectors.

as soon as we can merge HDMI with usb-c, we'll be home free and only ever need one cable forever

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@ShadSterling @lanodan @Truck yikes

they should have made it work, though. that'd be stupid and slick in equal amounts.

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@charlotte @foone @cinebox @root looking forward to using HDMI to connect keyboards to Android TVs

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@foone someone did a similar thing with floppy disks

insert the disks corresponding to the letters you want in order

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