Poor?

Broke?

Not enough money?

Have you considered:

- budgeting
- investing in ETFs
- founding a business
- selling your ferrari or your rolls royce
- selling your house
- renting out the apartments you own but don't live in
- becoming a lobbyist
- marrying a billionaire
- pumping even more fossile fuels out of the ground
- not eating gold plated lobster caviar for every meal

@owl it's the candles, clearly

@owl @schratze

food: $3000
rent: $0
taxes: -$10,000
utilities: $20,000
gas & kerosene: $50,000
bribing politicians: $5,000,000

please my three ex-wives and twenty estranged children are making fun of me

@schratze Look How These 20-year Olds Could Afford Their First House Without A Loan

[Lived with rich parents and got small donations of one million dollars from them, EVERY TIME]

@schratze They Hate This One Weird Trick!
Being born rich

@schratze thank you eu commission

@schratze honestly gold plating on food is funny to me like yeah let me just pay ludicrous amounts of money on pennies worth of gold

@charlotte and then people just eat it

@schratze honestly kinda silly that gold, as this metal that is treated as “better money” by the most awful conspiracy theorists ends up being massively overvalued by its sheer presence in trace amounts